It all started, as most questionable decisions do, at the Infopark chai hut on a Friday evening. The four of us—we called ourselves Team ‘Bug-Fixers’—were staring into the dregs of our filter coffee, our brains still compiling code from a week-long project deployment.

There was Rahul, our project manager, a man who planned his life on a color-coded spreadsheet and probably had a risk-assessment report for crossing the road. There was Priya, our UI/UX guru, who believed any problem life threw at you could be solved with a slick, minimalist app. Then there was Ben, our resident DevOps guy, a chill musician who treated server crashes and life crises with the same calm mantra: “It’s all good, macha.” And then there was me, a humble backend developer who was just along for the ride.
“I can’t look at another line of Java,” Ben announced, strumming an imaginary ukulele. “We should go somewhere. Vagamon. Tomorrow.”
A collective silence. Rahul’s eye started to twitch. “Tomorrow? Ben, a proper trip requires a minimum of a 48-hour planning window, stakeholder buy-in, and a clearly defined itinerary.”
Priya scoffed, pulling out her phone. “Relax, Rahul. I’ve got this. There’s a new AI travel app called ‘Venture’. It uses predictive analytics to create a ‘hyper-optimized’ travel experience. It’ll handle everything. Bookings, route, even suggest photo-op locations based on lighting conditions.”
Rahul looked horrified. I was intrigued. An hour later, thanks to Priya’s app and Ben’s infectious enthusiasm, Team Bug-Fixers had a travel plan. It was a disaster waiting to happen.
Saturday morning, 7 AM. We were packed into Ben’s car, the air thick with the smell of ambition and car freshener. Priya, our designated navigator, proudly mounted her phone on the dashboard. “Okay, Venture says the standard route has a 14% probability of traffic congestion near Pala. It has found a shortcut through some B-roads that will save us exactly 28 minutes.”
“What kind of B-roads?” Rahul asked suspiciously, clutching a printout of a Google Map like it was a holy scripture.
“The best kind!” Priya chirped.
For the first hour, Venture was a genius. We zipped through sleepy towns while the main highway was a distant, congested memory. Then, it told us to take a sharp left. The ‘B-road’ was less of a road and more of a suggestion. The tarmac vanished, replaced by a red dirt track cutting through a dense rubber plantation. The car bounced around like a pop-up ad on a sketchy website.
“Priya, the signal is gone,” Ben said calmly, navigating a pothole the size of a small crater.
“Don’t worry,” she said, though her voice was a bit shaky. “The route is cached. The algorithm knows what it’s doing.”
The algorithm, it turned out, knew how to lead us directly to a dead end where about fifty goats were staging a peaceful protest right in the middle of the path. They stared at us with profound indifference. An old man, the goatherd, sat on a rock, watching the unfolding drama with the quiet amusement of someone who had seen it all.
Rahul was on the verge of creating a Gantt chart on how to deal with the situation. Priya, ever the tech evangelist, fired up a translation app. She typed furiously and then played a tinny, robotic voice from her phone into the serene plantation air. The goatherd leaned in, confused.
“What did you say to him?” I asked.
“I asked, ‘Sir, could you please guide your flock to the side?'”
The old man burst out laughing. He said something in rapid-fire Malayalam to Ben, who was trying not to laugh himself.
“What did he say?” Priya asked.
Ben wiped a tear from his eye. “He said your phone just asked him, ‘Honorable sir, do your goats perform the classical dance?'”
Defeated by technology, Ben pulled out his secret weapon: a small ukulele. He started playing a peppy tune. The goats, apparently connoisseurs of music, slowly parted, and we were on our way, leaving the goatherd still chuckling.
We finally reached Vagamon, muddy, defeated, and 3 hours behind schedule. But Priya was confident. “Don’t worry, guys! The homestay I booked has a 4.9-star rating on Venture. It’s called ‘Misty Peaks Villa’ and has an infinity pool!”
‘Misty Peaks Villa’ was a very nice, half-constructed house. A kind man named Ouseph greeted us, utterly baffled. The booking, he explained, was for next month. The 4.9-star review was from his cousin in Dubai who had never even been there. And the “infinity pool”? He pointed to a large, green plastic water tank on the roof.
It was in that moment of utter despair that true Kerala hospitality kicked in. Seeing our crestfallen faces, Ouseph’s wife brought out a plate of hot, crispy parippu vada (lentil fritters) and steaming glasses of chaya. It was the best thing any of us had ever tasted.
As we devoured the vadas, Ouseph, feeling guilty, said, “You want to see a real view? Forget your phone maps.” He gave us a set of instructions that would have given Rahul a heart attack. “Go down this road, past the red church. When you see the big mango tree that looks like a sitting elephant, take the small path next to it. Just keep going.”

We followed his beautifully simple, analog directions. The path opened up to a breathtaking, misty meadow. There wasn’t a single tourist in sight. It was just us, the rolling green hills, and the clouds beneath our feet. Ben took out his ukulele and started playing. We sat on the grass, finishing the last of the vadas, laughing about the dancing goats and Priya’s “hyper-optimized” travel app.
Back at our desks in Infopark on Monday, surrounded by our perfectly optimized workflows and project management tools, the weekend felt like a surreal dream. Rahul quietly deleted his travel spreadsheet. Priya uninstalled Venture.
That disastrous, un-planned, chaotic trip, which went against every principle of our tech-driven lives, was the most perfect bug we had ever encountered. And we couldn’t wait to do it all over again.
Haha, this is brilliant! This is literally my team every time we try to go on a trip from here.
It’s so true, there’s always one Rahul with a spreadsheet and one Priya who trusts a new app way too much. The “do your goats dance?” part… I actually laughed out loud at my desk.
This story is just perfect. It proves the best moments always happen when the plans fail completely. And that surprise parippu vada was the real hero of the trip!
So what’s next for you guys? Waiting for the next story!